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Stuff you better not say at a Date 7/25

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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Tell me your name and I`ll tell you what your name is!

Have you ever had sex on a water bed? I would give you the unique opportunity to do so.

I`m in a good mood, are you in a good mood?

I would very much like to be the reason for your sleepless night tonight.

Sometimes paradise is just a glimpse away.

Is that your girlfriend? Can you lend it to me for an hour today?

Do you want to come over to eat with me? I have flavored condoms.

I am an organ donor. do you need anything

I have the toast, you have the toaster.

Pinch me! You are so beautiful, I must be dreaming.

Hello you, I am an author and am currently writing a telephone book, would you like to help me and give me your number?

If I run after you, will you keep me?

My t-shirt and your pants would like to get to know each other better. Do we allow them to have fun?

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