Stuff you better not say at a Date 8/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Does the height of your heels depend on where you want to be kissed?
I think I`m going to faint! Can you please do mouth to mouth resuscitation?
Do you like animals? All right, then I have a dog.
Do you have water in your legs? Because my dowsing rod works.
I don`t need alcohol with you, I don`t have to drink you nicely.
Can you lend me your cell phone? I have to let people know at home that I`m going to sleep with you tonight!
Life is one giant puzzle. And you are exactly the last piece I`ve been looking for!
There are so many stars in the sky - can you jerk me off?
Do you fancy fishing? I would like to throw my bait in your pond.
One kiss from you and I`ll leave you alone, honestly!
I must be a light switch. Every time I see you you turn me on!
Is there an airport near here or is it my heart that`s taking off right now?
Would you mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?