Stuff you better not say at a Date 4/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I think I could make you very, very happy.
I`m from another planet, would you like to see my spaceship?
I`m a photographer looking for a face like yours.
You`re lucky: I`m single!
Did you actually hurt yourself when you fell from the sky?
Congratulation! You just won the title of Most Beautiful Woman In This Room and the prize is: one night with me.
Are your other lips puffed up too?
Do you think we might have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
I love your left leg like Christmas and your right leg like Easter. May I stop by between the holidays?
I have a terminal illness and my only salvation is if I have sex in the next half hour. Come on, save me!
The bartender said that this drink makes me irresistible. Now I wanted to ask you if it works already?
You`re so hot, no wonder the glaciers are melting!
Your father was Harry Potter because you cast a spell on me.