Stuff you better not say at a Date 5/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Hi, I am the father of your unborn children.
When I looked up "Wow" in the dictionary recently, there was a picture of you.
Made my bed fresh today, unfortunately with two duvets, do you want one off?
Please exchange a few words with me, I want my friends to be jealous because I am talking to a great woman...
You have two great rolls, is your father a baker?
You are a bunny that not only raises my ears.
The cosmos must have something special in store for us, otherwise we wouldn`t have met here!
Do you have a fever? No? Because you look so hot!
Studies have shown that women often know after 1.3 seconds whether they like a man. Well, that sentence took about 3 seconds - what`s your answer?
I work at the space agency. Do you want to show me your black hole?
If you had been on the Titanic, she would not have sunk. You would have melted the iceberg with your eyes.
I don`t care that today is cloudy. The sunshine in your eyes is enough for me.
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