Stuff you better not say at a Date 3/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Hi! The way you look, you were just waiting for me.
are you an alien Because there is no such thing as you on earth!
You have a pretty smile. Too bad it`s not the only thing you`re wearing.
I`m going to the zoo this weekend just so you know where to go.
Hey, shall we practice math? We can add you and me, take off our clothes, part our legs and multiply.
God hangs between my legs!
So are we wasting our time talking?
There are so many great things you can do with your mouth, why
May I stay with you, my bed is broken.
Everyone has a weakness and I think my weakness is you!
Oh I didn`t know your mother had children.
I would like to know how you look lying down.
Hello dream woman, can I buy you a strong drink? Then I look acceptable too.