Stuff you better not say at a Date 21/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Lying next to me in my double bed: laptop, book, mobile phone, chocolate... I wouldn`t even know what to do with a man!
Relationship status: I`m going to party then.
Amor is just a little fat boy who has no idea about archery.
At some point everyone finds their own lid. Until then, there`s cling film.
Some go partying at night, others have wild sex at night. And I charge my phone at night.
No, of course I`m not giving up on love. I don`t stop eating just because I can`t cook.
I can`t grow old yet, because I don`t know with whom yet!
The only dates I have right now are updates.
I thought I`d never laugh again, but then I saw your new girlfriend.
Relationship status: I lie diagonally in bed.
I have breakfast alone for two in the morning.
My heart is temporarily closed for renovation.
Actually, I`m just waiting for someone to say "Cut!" screams and yet my life is a Hollywood comedy.