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Stuff you better not say at a Date 22/25

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

The entire offer is of course absolutely free and you never have to register!

Single because my hair is already stressing me enough.

Love is like Candy Crush - eventually it will work out!

I don`t want the prince, I`ll take the castle!

My relationship is like a Porsche. I don`t have a Porsche.

Each pot has a lid. I think I`m a wok!

A woman approaches a guy.
Her: "Hi"
He: "Hi, sorry I don`t have time for surveys"
Her: "Um, I just wanted to get to know you"
He: "Oh wow... uh, I usually don`t get approached by beautiful women"

And what are you into? Cookies! In bed did I mean? Oh, then rather cheesecake, it doesn't crumble like that.

The only dates I have are updates.

My family is so crazy, you have to meet them.

You won`t believe what a hot date I had yesterday!

I`ll be right back... got some big business to run for a minute.

Are you serious? If you don`t want to be bullied, then you shouldn`t dress like that!

I don`t even know what feminists are complaining about?

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