Stuff you better not say at a Date 20/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Single?! Let`s say: free, independent and self-determined.
Relationship Status: The route is recalculated.
I would like to be in seventh heaven again.
Everyone always says that you can find love around every corner. My life must be a circle.
I am a realist. I believe in great love. And unicorns. And the Nutella tree.
I`m not single, I live in a long distance relationship because my partner lives in the future!
The marriage dates back to a time when people died at 45.
Relationship Status: Idiot Free.
Back then: seen, crushed, kissed, loved, lived. Today: seen, crushed, considered, waited, waited, waited, stayed single.
I`m probably only single because I didn`t forward that stupid chain letter back in 2005.
Cola kisses orange, Mr. chocolate bar has Ms. milk glass... Even groceries have a more exciting love life than me.
"Describe your love life in two words." "My what?"
As long as I`ve been single, I`m sure I`ll be in the singles charts soon.