Stuff you better not say at a Date 2/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I hope you`re knowledgeable about CPR, `cause you`re making me gasp.
I`m not a one-night man, 25 minutes is enough for me
Don`t we want to lay down naked on top of each other without obligation?
Do I have sugar in my eyes or are you so cute?
If you were for sale I would steal you!
I don`t want to make you stupid, but I don`t mind if you do.
I know milk makes you beautiful, but how much did you drink as a kid?
I`m so bad in bed - I heard you had coaching skills?
I don`t want to be in your shoes...a few centimeters at most!
I got a clinical thermometer tattooed on my penis, should I take your temperature?
I`d like to tell you a joke about my penis, but it`s too long.
Was that just an earthquake, or are you making my world shake like that?
They always say the greatest treasures lie underground, but I can`t just bury you.