Stuff you better not say at a Date 11/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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sorry, do you have a pen? I want to write down your number.
Be different from the others: Say `Yes`!
I lost my horse. May I ride on you?
will you buy me an ice cream You can also lick me afterwards!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Do you have a photo of you with you? I want to help Santa fulfill my wish list.
I just checked my appointments and I`m pretty sure I can get you pregnant by noon today.
Do you want to share your body with me?
I wither Come and water me, Cherie!
You must be the real cause of global warming.
Sorry, but which pick-up line would you respond to the most positively?
Wow, such beautiful long legs - down to the floor!
I thought angels had wings!