Stuff you better not say at a Date 12/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I can see clairvoyantly... tonight, you`ll sleep with me!
If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato.
If you buy me a house and a Porsche, I`m yours!
With these pick-up lines you can successfully put any woman to flight
Would you sleep with me for 1000 euros? Then we have to hurry, because I need the money very urgently!
I love every muscle in your body - especially mine.
Wouldn`t we both look lovely as marzipan figures on a wedding cake?
Do you want me to show you a magic trick that works? We have sex and then you go!
Have you ever held a real fire hose in your hand?
Your parents must have been thieves. You stole the most beautiful star in the sky.
With a big penis comes a big responsibility.
I`m so drunk you don`t even look bad.
Can I feel your pulse, you look so excited.