Stuff you better not say at the Toilet 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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Damned! I`ve never seen that color!

I was in a restroom the other day and it said on the door "Look up in the event of a fire". Then I looked up and it said "By fire you fool"....

That`s funny, I don`t even remember eating asparagus

Heck, I knew the drain pipe was a little too small. What should I do now?

Wow, that looks like a worm!

Oh oh... I knew not to put my lips there.