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Stuff you better not say at the Shared apartment (WG) 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

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My roommate`s diary says I`m having trouble sticking to boundaries?! What is he thinking?

I just found out that there is a word in English that describes my life very well:
SNACCIDENT: Accidentally eating a pizza and a bag of chips.

Judging by your mountains of laundry, you have about 34 children. And everyone works in the mine!

I`m looking for a flat share because I hate it when I`m sitting on the toilet, the doorbell rings and nobody is there to open it!

I really live in the greatest flat share! I have a car, my roommate has a job and the other has money.

Together we would pass as a functioning adult.

It`s nice that we have complete equality: we both don`t do anything.

The fact that we have a lot of alcohol in the apartment proves that we drink little. Otherwise he would be gone.