Stuff you better not say to your Parents 1/1
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Mom, why is the internet so slow?
Either your brother is downloading porn again, or your sister is uploading some...
Please mom, let`s order a pizza. I`m sure your food tastes good - just not to me.
Get undressed? I`m sitting this out!
How far are you with my laundry mom?
How far are you with your studies?
Touché Mom... Touché
- Mom, is Easter Bunny a profession?
- I was about to say no, but these days YouTubers and influencers are considered job titles, so what do I know.
Here`s my certificate mom.
WATT?! Ne 6 in German? The teacher can`t be serious about that! I practiced with you imma!
Just picked up my niece from daycare. So if you don`t like smacking and chewing noises, then never work in a kindergarten or have children.
5 children were eating, it reminded me of a scene in "The Walking Dead".
Mom, I want a pink streak to express my individuality. That`s what everyone is doing right now!
I like to play with my niece. And by play I mean she`s playing with a barbie and I`m holding another and waiting for instructions.
Son: "I quit school"
Father: "Okay, but please never forget one thing!"
Dad: "I don`t want pickles on my cheeseburger!"
I know I`ll be writing math tomorrow, but there`s a documentary about door frames on TV right now!
Full of the ugly e-cigarette.
Your uncle plays the flute... Kevin.