Stuff you better not say to your Friends 4/5
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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My dad had to give up his driver`s license - now he`s "The Walking Dad"
I just ended a two year relationship.
Oh my, how are you?!
All right, wasn`t mine.
I just realized that I don`t have any Christmas presents yet.
It wasn`t long before I realized that I didn`t have any friends.
You`re so fat, you buy HULA HOOPs that fit you, don`t you?
I just made an appointment for morning exercise.
And why are you crying?
are you even listening to me
I don`t exercise to look good, to impress anyone, or for my health. What I want to say: I don`t train at all.
It`s suspicious that in Miss Universe, someone from Earth always wins.
Woke up last night and Megan Fox was lying next to me! Have then the poster is hung.
My right right seat is free, I wish it stays that way.
Already on the first day of vacation I am afraid of the last one.
She`s not my friend...she`s smart...
I started with nothing... and still have little.
I like talking to smart people - that`s why I talk to myself so often.