Stuff you better not say Sayings 3/14
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Cheers you sacks! Cheers you sack!
Get the shit off!
With this in mind, off to the gutter!
Benediktum, benedaktum, in Africa women run around naked. Here they wear clothes. Unfortunately! But don`t lose heart! We still want to drink properly!
Long live love, beer and booze, illegitimate sex, the pope and the whorehouse! BOTTOM UP!
To the men we love and the bums we get!
One glass is fabulous, two is too many, and three is not enough. Schnapps, you noble spark of the gods, rascal from Elysium, down with you, you scoundrel! Down into your Tuskulum.
Whiskey doesn`t solve problems! Neither does milk.
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whiskey.
Caipi, Beck`s and Jägermeister these are our spirits - Christoph Bräkling
We drink liquor, we drink wine sitting, standing and lying down. And once we`re angels, we`ll drink on the fly.
If the mother-in-law comes into the house And if she slips on the doorway Does she then return immediately It`s worth a schnapps!
Gaps in memory are the main prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.