If I ever come to you, MON CHERIE, we`ll take a PURPLE BREAK and you`ll get FERRERO KISSES from me. Then you can nibble on my NUTS and then see what is probably the LONGEST PRALINE IN THE WORLD. You can then put this in your AFTER EIGHT and say: BOA, IS THE FAT MAN!

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