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I’m embarrassed to admit it but I once grabbed a used sex doll out of the garbage bin just so I could take it home and fuck it…

My wife hates it when I tell the story of how we met.

How did the hacker get away from the police?

He ransomware.

Apologies in advance...

What has four letters.... Sometimes has nine.. and never has five?...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a butterfly?

A Blooderfly

What does will smith say to his murder victims?

I Will Smith not let you live

Putin comes to the barber shop.

The barber cuts his hair and asks all the time about Ukraine. How are people doing there? When does the war end? Putin get nervous: - You are moved about this Ukraine far too much, right? - Not at all, sir. For me it is totally indifferent. - Why do you then constantly ask about Ukraine? - Because each time that I say Ukraine your hair rises up – and it is easier to cut…

What does pg mean?…

Pg = blind pig(pig without an i)

I told my Non-Binary friend that I should have hid her better. They corrected me by saying I should have hid THEM better.

I replied, how did you know about the other dead bodies?

“Simping will make you do crazy things.”

Or whatever Will Smith said during his speech…

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator

Would you like to hear an alzheimers joke?

Would you like to hear an alzheimers joke?

"Boss, you must stop experimenting our product with animals."

"But the cosmetics firms do that." "Boss, we make dildos."

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