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I’m embarrassed to admit it but I once grabbed a used sex doll out of the garbage bin just so I could take it home and fuck it…
My wife hates it when I tell the story of how we met.
Apologies in advance...
What has four letters.... Sometimes has nine.. and never has five?...
Putin comes to the barber shop.
The barber cuts his hair and asks all the time about Ukraine. How are people doing there? When does the war end? Putin get nervous: - You are moved about this Ukraine far too much, right? - Not at all, sir. For me it is totally indifferent. - Why do you then constantly ask about Ukraine? - Because each time that I say Ukraine your hair rises up – and it is easier to cut…
I told my Non-Binary friend that I should have hid her better. They corrected me by saying I should have hid THEM better.
I replied, how did you know about the other dead bodies?
“Simping will make you do crazy things.”
Or whatever Will Smith said during his speech…
Would you like to hear an alzheimers joke?
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"Boss, you must stop experimenting our product with animals."
"But the cosmetics firms do that." "Boss, we make dildos."