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Are you alcohol?

Cuz you got me fucked up

If you want to apply for a job at a Honda dealership, you must collect information by enrolling in the following courses:

Statistics, Mechanical Engineering, and Civics.

Why don’t nuns use light bulbs

Because Jesus is the light

Do you know why most mimes seem to be French?

Cause all the letters are silent. Hon hon!

Why are homeless people so religious?

Because their clothes are so holey.

As a new adult I realized how bad inflation got when I paid for my first prostitute.

My grandpa used to say it something about how it was only "a penny for your thots".

What is the name of the ship that sinks after diarrhea?

The titashit

Chatting at the gym…

While at the gym a good looking woman approached me and asked me, “ have you tried skipping?” I replied, “like with a rope?” She replied,” no like skipping a meal. “

Apparently the surgeon who removes testicles is a great doctor

His patients all speak very highly of him

I often wonder if my Thai girlfriend is actually a ladyboy...

Something inside me says, yes.

Going in you are Russian, coming out you are Finnish. What are you while inside?

European!

A bunch of Russian labourers are building a fence

and one of them goes to the foreman and says "Foreman, I have a problem. I just opened this packet of nails and all the heads are on the wrong end." "Idiot!" yells the foreman. "Those nails are for the other side of the fence!"

What do you call a deceased Jack Kerouac follower?

Dead beat. (Snap snap snap)

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