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If you want to apply for a job at a Honda dealership, you must collect information by enrolling in the following courses:
Statistics, Mechanical Engineering, and Civics.
Do you know why most mimes seem to be French?
Cause all the letters are silent. Hon hon!
As a new adult I realized how bad inflation got when I paid for my first prostitute.
My grandpa used to say it something about how it was only "a penny for your thots".
Chatting at the gym…
While at the gym a good looking woman approached me and asked me, “ have you tried skipping?” I replied, “like with a rope?” She replied,” no like skipping a meal. “
Apparently the surgeon who removes testicles is a great doctor
His patients all speak very highly of him
I often wonder if my Thai girlfriend is actually a ladyboy...
Something inside me says, yes.
Going in you are Russian, coming out you are Finnish. What are you while inside?
European!
A bunch of Russian labourers are building a fence
and one of them goes to the foreman and says "Foreman, I have a problem. I just opened this packet of nails and all the heads are on the wrong end." "Idiot!" yells the foreman. "Those nails are for the other side of the fence!"