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My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine, so I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now...
She’s sangria then ever!
Today is my birthday but it’s a shame that I only get half a minute to celebrate…
Because it’s my 32nd birthday
How many construction workers does it take to change a light bulb?
You need at least 4 people to figure out how to make this job last 3 months while the other 4 are on smoke break.
Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
Because she used the other one to moan
My wife wanted to go on vacation, but I wanted a staycation...
... so we compromised and had an altercation
My top 5 bad jokes:
What’s a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? - White Vans What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - One’s really heavy and the other one’s a little lighter Why did the NFL coach go to the bank? - To get his quarter( )back What does Jeff Bezos do every night before he goes to bed? - He puts his pyjAMAZON How much space does fungi need to grow? - As mushroom as it needs
Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays.
But I think… they are on the way out.
Stephen Wilhite, inventor of the GIF, recently passed away.
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