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My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine, so I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now...

She’s sangria then ever!

Today is my birthday but it’s a shame that I only get half a minute to celebrate…

Because it’s my 32nd birthday

Why are there so many Germans at the veterinarians office

Veteran aryan

If life gives you lemons,

you might be a lemon tree.

I got ghosted by a Non-monogamous couple

I was like, aw man Poly-Gone

How many construction workers does it take to change a light bulb?

You need at least 4 people to figure out how to make this job last 3 months while the other 4 are on smoke break.

Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

Because she used the other one to moan

My wife wanted to go on vacation, but I wanted a staycation...

... so we compromised and had an altercation

My top 5 bad jokes:

What’s a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? - White Vans What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - One’s really heavy and the other one’s a little lighter Why did the NFL coach go to the bank? - To get his quarter( )back What does Jeff Bezos do every night before he goes to bed? - He puts his pyjAMAZON How much space does fungi need to grow? - As mushroom as it needs

I love it when girls play hard to get.

It makes the chase more thrilling

Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays.

But I think… they are on the way out.

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