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Made a joke during my uncles funeral and his wife came up to me and said "That was not funny this is a VERY sensitive time!"

So I walked to the nearest clock and apologized. 4:32 PM is very sensitive man, never joke at that time

What you call a girl who argues & disinterprets you?

Miss UnderStanding

Why do sharks prefer salt water?

Cuz it makes the people taste better

Redneck

Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn’t wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed. "The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a topless bar." "Really?" said his mother, surprised. "What do they do if it starts to rain?"

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Daiiiiiiiieeeeeeeiiiaaaaaaaa

Johnny Depp brought in Shakira as his witness.

Everyone was perplexed when she started dancing provocatively as she was taking the stand. She single-handedly won the case for Depp. It was very clear, Shakira’s hips don’t lie.

Neurodiversity is all very well..

..but some folk can only afford secondhandrodiversity.

I still can’t believe they are still together after all that shit! Who you might ask?

My ass cheeks

Why was the coffee sad?

Why was the coffee sad? Because it got mugged.

Ukraine took first place on the Eurovision, but what place did Russia take?

Donetsk, Luhansk, Herson, Mariupol, ...

I just finished listening to a country album backwards.

I got my dog, my truck, and my wife back.

I just failed my driving exam

Apparently I was braking bad

The results from yo mama’s health examine came back

Doctor said she’s so fat that they are going to have to classify her as a non-binary.

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