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Of all the animals in the Australian outback, which is the greatest singer?
The koala-la-la-la-la!
Best man speech jokes?
I love my partner but he’s going to get boo’d out of the wedding/state of Florida if he continues on with the speech he’s got written out lol. Anyone have any good, original, funny material?
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to commit suicide?
She closed her garage door and sat in her Tesla while she left it running
My wife says I get mean when I drink whiskey. Now I drink Canadian whiskey.
I am still mean but I am sorry, too.
Employee on NSFW Sites...
Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours? Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution. Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites. Employee: I stand by my previous statement.
What does a chinese dog have in common with a chinese chicken?
You can order both of them.
What does someone who studies time and an expert with prostitutes have in common?
They are both (w)horologists. No shame for sex workers or time keepers, just thought it was a fun word.