The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Did you hear about the really annoying cheese?

Could really grate on you

How did the Irish expatriate get lost in the jewelry megastore?

He was looking for the emerald aisle.

Why do people in wheelchair not know how to go by a recipe when cooking food?

Because in recipes, you have to follow it step by step.

A patient goes to his physician

He lists him some symptoms and after a workup the doctor says: I can’t find a reason for your problems, it must be the alcohol. The patient responds: I’ll come back when you’re sober then.

Why did the kid throw salami out the window?

He wanted to see the meatier shower.

A dyslexic man

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man and his suicidal horse walk into a bar

The man says to the bartender, "Bartender! Get me the best wings you have and make it quick as I am quite hungry right now." With his eyes lit up, the horse turns to his owner and asks, "How hungry?"

What kind of fuel does an X-ray machine use?

Unleaded

Why did the raisin cross the road ?

To get to the other dried..

How did the number 4 find evidence to prove that 7 ate 9?

fourensics

My boss calls me, “The Computer” but it has nothing to do with my intelligence.

I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

Q. How do you know a party is for a gamer?

A. There are tons of streamers.

What do you call a fragrant Tomato?

A roma