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How does The Rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson

I’m ok with trans women competing in women’s sports

As long as I’m allowed to bet

A logician has just given birth.

The logicians friend asks her “is it a boy or a girl?” The logician replies “yes”

Does anyone know any good jokes about biologists?

I’m a biologist and I’d like to hear any good jokes about biologists

What drug do smoking hot middle age women take for unwanted pregnancies?

Milfepristone

Who called it trigonometry and not...

Sin language

A woman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Anheuser-Busch?" asks the bartender. "Mind your own goddamn business!" snarls the woman.

How many carbs do people in india eat while dieting?

Naan.

money for asbestos removal, i have not

die of mesothelioma, i will

“I’ve had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I’m leaving you!” “But honey, what about our child?” “What child?!”

“Oh, so you’re not pregnant?”

Be careful about emails from weird addresses with long links or strange files attached

They could be from your parents

There are two ways of arguing with a woman

Neither one works

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who’s in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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