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What is the capitol of Ireland?
Well if they were true anime fans, it would be Sublin, but they prefer dubs apparently? So uncultured.
Whadda ya get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
A boring 747.
I told me girlfriend, “You’re dumping me because I don’t glisten and you are gay?”
She said, “No. it’s because you don’t listen. Have a nice day!”
If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?
Racks on, racks off.
One spelling mistake can destroy your marriage, a husband sent a text to his wife reading
“I’m having a wonderful time, I wish you was her.”