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What do you call an impromptu circumcision?

A rip-off.

What do you call the milk from a Christened cow?

Pastorised milk.

What do you call someone who’s never heard of Billy Mays?

An OxiMoron

I am developing a fear of German sausage...

I fear the wurst

What is the capitol of Ireland?

Well if they were true anime fans, it would be Sublin, but they prefer dubs apparently? So uncultured.

Whadda ya get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?

A boring 747.

A cheese factory in France exploded

Da brie was everywhere!

How does amazon imprison Pac-Man?

A pac-cage

I told me girlfriend, “You’re dumping me because I don’t glisten and you are gay?”

She said, “No. it’s because you don’t listen. Have a nice day!”

If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?

Racks on, racks off.

What do you call the trend to cancel pineapples?

#Banananas

One spelling mistake can destroy your marriage, a husband sent a text to his wife reading

“I’m having a wonderful time, I wish you was her.”

Why does God use drugs?

Because he’s the Most High.

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