The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

A Blonde Joke

Why did the Blonde go to both the Arctic and Antarctic? Because she heard that the poles have the best Golabki.

Lost my support dog today.

He committed suicide.

What do you call a guy from Indiana who just became a father?

A Hoosier Daddy.

President Biden

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

I went to see a black comedian the other night...

The crowd had a mixed reaction; Not everybody was a fan of dark humor.

A German soldier walks into a BAR…

He is immediately shredded by multiple rounds of .30-06

Roses are red, I wish you could see me

Why do they laugh when I pronounce meme?

What do you call it when cats rebel?

Mew-tiny!

A woman was telling her friend, "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before he met you?", the friend asks. The woman replied, "A multi - millionaire."

What type of bathing suit did Luffy want Nami to wear?

A One Piece.

A man woke up sobbing

"The world is a cruel uncaring void!" he cried. "Pleasure is fleeting but pain is eternal! Hope is a mirage! What cruel God made this reality!?" Next to him, his wife stirred. "Oh honey...is it Monday already...?"

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD Sorry for such dark humor lol

what happened to the pubic hair that was stuck on the inside of the toilet bowl?

They pissed it off.