A man walks into a fish & chip shop to order the evening meal.
He asks for two cod & chips. Owner: Apologies, we don’t have any cod. Man: Ok… I’ll have two cod & chips then. Owner (slightly irritated): Sorry, we haven’t got any cod, like I said. Man: Sorry, sorry!… I’ll just have two cod & chips then. Owner (now irate): Look mate, we’ve got no cod! C-O-F-D COD!! Man (confused): There is no F in cod. Owner: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!!
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