Two Jewish men walk past a Catholic Church

Two Jewish men were walking past a Catholic Church when they saw a sign in the window that read, “Convert today and receive $100!” “Hey man, are you going to go and do it?,” asked the first Jewish man. “Heck no, I would never give up on my beliefs and faith, especially for just $100,” said the second Jewish man. “Well, I am going to go in and see what it is all about. Who knows, maybe they are onto something,” replied the first Jewish man. So, the first Jewish man walked into the Cathedral while the second man waited outside. After about an hour of waiting the first man, finally, came back outside. “So, did you get the money?,” asked the second Jewish guy. The first, now Catholic, guy replied, “IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT?!?!?!”