A Buddhist, a Christian, and a Jew writen by Ai

A Buddhist, a Christian, and a Jew sit down at a bar and start bragging about who is right. The Buddhist says, "Well, we Buddhists believe in enlightenment through mindfulness and compassion, so clearly we are the most enlightened." The Christian says, "Well, we Christians believe in the power of prayer and the word of God, so clearly we are the most righteous." The Jew says, "Well, we Jews have been around for over 4,000 years, so clearly we were right first." The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"