KGB is sending a spy to the USA
The general gives the last instructions: "Lieutenant Pavlov, we are sending you to the US as an undercover agent with the exact plan. We are giving you 100 million dollars. Go to New York, buy an apartment on Park Avenue, enter American high society, befriend politicians, and start feeding us secret information." The general picks up the phone to call the Central Bank: "Comrad Ivanova, this is general Volkov from KGB. Comrade Pavlov will stop by to pick up a check for a hundred million dollars." On the other end of the line: "Are you fucking crazy in KGB? The country has no money for food, medication, child..." The general hangs up the phone. "Comrade Pavlov, the directives have been changed. You are a pauper."
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