Having a bad day at work…

An associate goes to the bar in the top floor of his high rise office building and orders a drink. The place is empty except for the bartender and a lone man at the other end of bar. While staring into his drink, he can’t help but notice the other guy pound 4 shots. “Must’ve had a worse day than me” he thinks, and finishes his drink. He’s about to leave when the guy suddenly runs to the balcony and jumps off. Completely stunned, the associate sits back down and orders another drink…because…he just watched a man jump off a fucking building. Not 2 minutes later, the elevator dings and here comes the jumper, striding in without a scratch. He sits down and repeats this same thing 2 more times. As the man walks past the 3rd time, the associate stops him and asks how the hell he can jump off a building 3 times and not be dead or injured. Guy buddies up to the stool next to him and explains; “There’s an air vent right below that pushes up enough air every 20 minutes to safely land you on the sidewalk. Well, at this point, the associate is pretty drunk and thinks, “why not?!” He finishes his drink and sends himself flying off the balcony…to his death. At this the bartender finally speaks up; “Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”