Lionel Messi celebrated the World Cup win with dinner at a fancy restaurant

He sat down at the best table in the house and ordered a $500 meal. The soup course was first and he ate every drop, then wiped out the bowl with his napkin and ate that as well. He clipped his nails into the salad and crunched through it with relish. He shaved his beard, stirred the clippings into his glass of Malbec and drained the glass. When his steak arrived, he slathered chimichurri sauce on it, rubbed the steak on the curtains next to his table, and ate the curtains. He cut the waiter’s tie into pieces and wrapped them around the selection of cheeses before popping them into his mouth. He finished with a slice of cake: he ate the whole slice, licked the plate clean, broke the plate on the table, and ate the shards. The restaurant staff was not at all bothered by this and the chef came out and applauded him afterwards - because everyone knows goats will eat anything.