I’ll see you on Tuesday!

There was this teacher who taught 5th grade History at a little school in little suburbia. Every Friday at the end of class, she would speak a famous quote and ask the class with “Who said that?” Whoever the first student who answered correctly was told they could skip class on Monday. There was a very smart Mexican girl named Esmerelda. She was the smartest girl in the class and always was the one who answered correctly. However, she NEVER took advantage of skipping class the following Monday. She enjoyed feeling superior to her fellow students and loved being the teacher’s pet. This really annoyed a boy named Billy. So, Friday rolls around again and at the end of class the Teacher say, “Alright class. ‘It’s a small step for man. A giant leap for mankind.’ Who said that?” Esmeralda raises her hand immediately and says, “Neil Armstrong”. Billy immediately shouts “Fuck the Mexicans!” The teacher, not believing what she just heard, stands up and demands “Who said that?!?!?” Billy stands up and says, “Donald Trump!” He then gathered his belongings, walked towards the door and before opening it and exiting, turns to his teacher and says… “I’ll see you on Tuesday!”