A young monk walks into a collection agency and asks if they are hiring.

Puzzled, the owner wonders as to why he would want to work here, as opposed to the usual route of spending years at a monastery, meditating to reach nirvana as was tradition. The monk responds that he truly seeks enlightenment, yet he learned of a trick to speed up the process. Intrigued, he told him to come with him as he was heading to a stake out, to recover a car that missed many months of car payments. The monk seemed very pleased and eager, quickly following the owner to the tow truck. While they were sitting, waiting for the car, he asked "so what is this time-saving trick you are referring to?" The monk replied, I found out that >!The easiest way to earn karma, was to spend time participating in *Repo-Sting* operations!<