A seller at a flea market told a lady that an old mirror was magic and could grant wishes

She bought the mirror and brought it home. Looking for a suitable place to hang it, she settled on the back of the bedroom door. Taking a moment to collect her thoughts and wishes, she faced the mirror and pronounced, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my breasts size forty-four!” Instantly, her bra strap burst, her blouse buttons popped off, and she had much larger breasts. Her husband came home, went into the bedroom and was stunned at the sight of his buxom wife admiring herself in the mirror. When she explained the magic, he immediately crowded her to the side to face the mirror, saying, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" so his legs fell off.