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The box of condoms

Young couple finishes having sex when the female rolls over and looks at the box of condoms sitting on the nights stand, and notices that there are only six left out of the original dozen She says, - ”We only used one. What happened to the other 5 condoms?” The young man thinks then tells her that he used them to make balloon animals for his young niece and nephew. It took 2 to make a balloon lion and 3 to make a giraffe. Later that night the girl is out to dinner with another male friend and tells him the story about the balloon animals. - “What do you think?” she says He laughs and says, - ”Why, I do that all the time”. - “Are you telling me you make balloon animals with condoms also?” - "No, I lie to my girlfriend."

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