Hush

A burglar breaks into a dark house…

…in the middle of the night and sneaks around in search of valuables. Suddenly a hoarse voice rings out: „I see you and the Lord sees you too!“ He almost has a heart attack and drops his flashlight in a panic. While he fumbles for it, the voice booms again: „I see you and the Lord sees you too!“ Trembling, he finally manages to get a hold of the flashlight and aims it in the direction where the voice came from. The ray of light wanders over a cupboard, an ugly faded grey wallpaper and finally, a parrot cage. „I see you and the Lord sees you too!“, says the parrot again. „Shut it, bird!“, hisses the burglar after a sigh of relief. Just when he is about to turn around, something else reflects in the ray of light… holy shit, it’s the eyes of a huge black dog sitting silently beside the cage. „Get him, Lord!“

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