At the pharmacy

Man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist where he can find the Viagra. The pharmacists tells him he needs a prescription to buy it. The man smiles and says, - “Bullshit, I have $100 in my pocket that says I don’t need one.” The pharmacist looks left and right to be sure they were out of earshot, then replies, - “ how many do you need?” Th man says, - “I have 2 twenty year old French escorts spending the weekend with me. I figure I’ll need about 10.” The pharmacist concludes the transaction and wishes the man a great weekend. The following Monday morning the pharmacist looks up and notices the same man rummaging through the shelves. Eager to be of assistance, he says, - “Morning ….How can I help you today?” The man moans and says, - “I’m really hurting….I need a large tube of Ben Gay.” The pharmacist says, - "Ben Gay!!!???. Hell, you can’t put Ben Gay on that thing!!!” - “What thing???? Its for my wrist….The two women never showed up!!”