Et tu brutus

Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport. Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?” Caesar: “A-2 Brutus” Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?” Caesar: “8:02 Brutus” Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?” Caesar: “Ate two Brutus” Brutus: “This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?” Caesar: “A2 Brutus” Brutus (Thinking to himself): “This man is really beginning to get on my nerves. One of these days I’m going to have to kill him”