There is a horse outside of the bar

So I enter the bar and ask the bartender “why is that horse outside?” to which he responds “well you pay me $50 and if you make the horse laugh I’ll give you $200.” I say I’ll take you up on this and hand him $50, then we walk outside and I make the horse laugh. I go back to the same bar the next week and ask the bartender “what’s deal with the horse still being outside?” The bartender looks at me through squinted eyes and says “no, this time you pay me $50 and if you can make him cry I’ll give you $200.” I pay the $50 and we walk out of the bar and I make the horse cry. The bartender looks at me suspiciously and asks how I did it?” I respond “last week in order to make the horse laugh I whispered in his ear that my dick is bigger than his and today to make him cry, I showed him!”