A Lion is chasing a Monkey in the Jungle
The lion was chasing the monkey then suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped both of them. The fairy said that she’ll give both the lion and the monkey 3 wishes each if the lion stops chasing the monkey. The lion agrees and states his first wish “ I wish all the lions in this jungle to become lionesses “ The monkey also gives his first wish “I wish for a helmet” The lion goes for the second wish “ I wish all the lions in the neighboring jungle become Lionesses too “ The monkey asks for his second wish “ I want a motorcycle with a tank full of gas “ The lion gives his final wish “ I want all the lions in the world to turn into Lionesses “ The Monkey puts on his helmet, starts up his motorcycle, and then asks for his final wish “I wish you make this Lion’s balls disappear “
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