Man Walks into the Bar & Orders 3 pints..

Man walks into the bar, orders 3 pints, carries them to a table and takes a sip from one glass, then the next then the third. Back to the first….people look on curiously and eventually someone suggests buying one pint at a time and keeping the beer fresh. “I’m having a drink with my brothers,” he replies. “One brother is in Australia and the other is in the USA and at this time every week we each go to the bar and imagine we’re having a drink with our brothers overseas.” This routine is well received by all. Several weeks elapse then one day the man orders two pints, sits down and drinks in the same way.….immediately everyone crowds round. ”I’m so sorry….” “Had he been unwell?” “Is there anything i can do?” ”Everything is fine, thanks,” replies the man. “Both brothers are well but my doctor told me I’ve got high blood pressure and need to stop drinking alcohol for a few weeks.”