Nursing home

Two old ladies were sitting on the porch of their nursing home rocking in their rocking chairs smoking cigarettes. As it starts to rain old lady 1 reaches in her purse and gets a condom package out, she slides it Over her cigarette to keep it dry so she can smoke it later. Amazed and curious, old lady 2 asks what that is, old lady 1 replies “ it’s a condom and you can get it at any local drug store” old lady 2 goes to the pharmacy the next day and walks to the counter, asks the cute young man behind the counter for a package of condoms, confused with her request, he politely asked what kind and size, old lady 1 then says “ oh it doesn’t matter, as long as it fits on a camel”