Two Girls [Original, Standup for Open Mic]

[I want to try this at open mic] “I feel like comedy is something that has to be super specific. You can’t go halfway with comedy and expect laughs. I’ll use a true thing as an example: I’m here tonight with two women. (pause) Obviously that doesn’t work as a joke. So, let me expand on that a bit. Still true. I came here tonight with two women: the first is one I’m dating and it’s trending pretty serious, and the second is just a fuckbuddy. The problem is, both of them think they’re the main girlfriend. (Gesture to the back) They’re probably sizing each other up right now. And I see y’all turning around like “omg I should record this” and some are like “you fucking asshole!” But you have to admit, specificity made this joke work. (Sigh) Now I gotta find two women willing to sleep with me and this joke will kill!” [end of joke]