A guy walks into a pub

He sees a pickle jar full of money on the bar and he asks the bartender “what’s the jar for?” Bartender tells him that if a person does 3 specific things, then they win all the money in the jar. So they guy asks what are these 3 things? Bartender says “See that guy at the end of the bar?” There’s a big burly biker at the end covered in tattoos. “You have to fight him and win.” “I would be crazy if I did that! Give me a beer” says the man. He proceeds to drink a couple beers and then after 4 or 5 beers, he slams the beer down, and goes to fight the biker, and he beats the absolute shit out of him, sends him to the hospital. The man goes back to the bartender and asks, “what’s the second thing?” Bartender says “well there is this mean old Rottweiler in the other room with a rotten tooth, you have to go pull it.” And he sets a pair of pliers on the bar. “I’m definitely not doing that, says the man. Just for shits and giggles, what’s the third thing he asks. “Well there is a 90 year old lady upstairs that has never had an orgasm, you gotta give her one.” Eww, says the man. “Give me another beer.” So the man drinks and drinks. And then slams the beer onto the bar, grabs the pliers, and goes into the room with the Rottweiler. You hear whining and barking coming from the room. After a minute the man bursts out of the room and yells. “Now where’s that bitch with the rotten tooth!”