J. R. R. Tolkien released today that the character Golem A.K.A. shmeagle from the lord of the rings series was in fact written to be homosexual

J. R. R. Tolkien released today that the character Golem A.K.A. shmeagle from the lord of the rings series was in fact written to be homosexual. Much like the fairly recent controversy over the Dumbledore sexual preference in the Harry Potter universe, this news has sparked interest in fans. Golem was in fact raised by elves in the kingdom of gargalon in which he was sexually abused as a habit prior to finding the ring. Most fans should be familiar with this kingdom as it serves as a main plot point in the majority of the hobbit book series. Me: Wtf is that? Have you heard of gargalon?? You: Gargalon? Me: Gargalon deez nuts