A famous Vietnamese chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn’t decide what to name it.

His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.” “Oh really?” said Quan. “Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’” “That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thought of the perfect name! I’ll go register it with the Chamber of Commerce now.” A half hour later, Quan returns with a black eye. “What happened?” Bao asked. “I don’t know,” said Quan. “The clerk just punched me in the face outta nowhere.” “That’s so weird! What happened right before that?” Bao asked. “He asked me what my business was called,” Quan said. “And I told him, Pho Q. S. Ho.”