Was on a date with a lady
I asked her “would you like a pizza?” She replied “no I’m eating light these days” The waiter comes up and says “can I take your order?” So I said “yeah can I have a pizza and can I get a Phillips LED lightbulb?” Nevertheless long story short the date didn’t quite go down well…
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