A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor
"Please doc you have to help me. Everywhere I touch my self it hurts. If I touch my leg, ow that hurts, if I touch my arm, ow that hurts. If I touch my head ow that hurts. Doctor looks him over and asks him " Sir where are you from?" The guys says "I from Newfoundland" The Doctor says "Son your fingers broken!"
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