Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip…
Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies. The cop says “You were going 80 miles an hour.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!” The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?” “We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrödinger. The cop tries to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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